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Top 6 Search Engine Queries Leading Here

Irradiatus — Thu, 22 Jan 2009 02:09:16 +0000

In the past month... (top 6 in entertainment value)

"im a man in panties"
"Sarah Palin is a idoit"
"end of human race dna replication"
"truckpulling black widow"
"preparing for world war iii"
"i'm not even sure we exist same level of consciousness"

I have no idea how most of those came to me.

Really...

Slow down…slow down…arghh…too late.

Irradiatus — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 18:44:17 +0000

Do you suffer from premature ejaculation (or more accurately does your wife, girlfriend, boyfriend, hookup, or porn film director suffer from your problem)?

If so, you can probably blame your parents, or their parents, or their parents... you get the picture - it seems to be genetic.

For an entertaining rundown of this current bit of fascinating and self-esteem-boosting research, go read Christie Lynn's summary over at Observations of a Nerd.

Hilarious Conversation with E.T.

Irradiatus — Sun, 10 Aug 2008 22:48:00 +0000

Today on Digg, an article was linked in which it talked about some astronomers who think that we will likely contact extraterrestrial civilizations within the next two decades.

However, the point of this post is to highlight what may well be the funniest comment I've ever read on a Digg post. The second comment down, by someone named Dumbledorito wrote:

"Hey."
"Hey."
"Got warp drive, or something?"
"Nope. You?"
"Nope."
"That's too bad. Our world is kinda fucked."
"Ours, too."
"Want to trade porn?"
"Why not?"

Priceless...