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		<title>The Call of Cthulu &#8211; H.P. Lovecraft</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 17 Jul 2010 21:41:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Irradiatus</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[By some horrendous luck, I have managed to live 32 years without having been exposed to H.P. Lovecraft. I can sense the more literary among you castigating me severely, and with what little information I have gathered in the last 10 minutes, I duly deserve it. But apparently that silly "I Write Like" website that's [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>By some horrendous luck, I have managed to live 32 years without having been exposed to H.P. Lovecraft. I can sense the more literary among you castigating me severely, and with what little information I have gathered in the last 10 minutes, I duly deserve it. But apparently that silly "<a href="http://iwl.me/" target="_blank">I Write Like</a>" website that's gone viral thinks that I write like Lovecraft. I had vaguely heard of his Cthulu character, most recently in an artwork by a truly amazing artist I initially discovered on Redbubble, <a href="http://davelange.carbonmade.com/projects/2356493" target="_blank">David Lange</a>. So I decided to take a glance at Lovecraft's story "<a href="http://www.hplovecraft.com/writings/texts/fiction/cc.asp" target="_blank">The Call of Cthulu</a>."  The very first paragraph is absolutely fascinating.</p>
<blockquote><p>"<span style="font-family: Arial;">The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the  human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst  of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far. The sciences, each  straining in its own direction, have hitherto harmed us little; but some day the piecing together of  dissociated knowledge will open up such terrifying vistas of reality, and of our frightful position  therein, that we shall either go mad from the revelation or flee from the deadly light into the  peace and safety of a new dark age."</span></p></blockquote>
<div id="attachment_1515" class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 255px"><a href="http://www.redbubble.com/people/davidlange/art/4724826-2-to-the-old-ones"><img class="size-medium wp-image-1515" title="To the Old Ones - by David Lange" src="http://biochemicalsoul.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Cthulu-245x300.jpg" alt="" width="245" height="300" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">&quot;To the Old Ones&quot; - by David Lange</p></div>
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		<title>Ocean Invasion #2: Nectar for the Orcas</title>
		<link>http://biochemicalsoul.com/2010/06/ocean-invasion-2-nectar-for-the-orcas/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Jun 2010 00:19:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Irradiatus</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here is the second in my Ocean Invasion series: "Ocean Invasion #2: Nectar for the Orcas" Get your poster here! Previous works: "Ocean Invasion #1: Octopus arborealus" "K-T"]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Here is the second in my Ocean Invasion series:</p>
<p>"Ocean Invasion #2: Nectar for the Orcas"</p>
<div class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 510px"><a href="http://biochemicalsoul.com/images/art/NectarForTheOrcas_Poster_1024.jpg"><img title="&quot;Ocean Invasion #2: Nectar for the Orcas&quot;" src="http://biochemicalsoul.com/images/art/NectarForTheOrcas_Poster_500.jpg" alt="&quot;Ocean Invasion #2: Nectar for the Orcas&quot;" width="500" height="554" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">&quot;Ocean Invasion #2: Nectar for the Orcas&quot;</p></div>
<div class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 510px"><a href="http://biochemicalsoul.com/images/art/NectarForTheOrcas_Poster_Closeup.jpg"><img class="   " title="&quot;Ocean Invasion #2: Nectar for the Orcas&quot;" src="http://biochemicalsoul.com/images/art/NectarForTheOrcas_Poster_Closeup.jpg" alt="&quot;Ocean Invasion #2: Nectar for the Orcas&quot;" width="500" height="500" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Closeup</p></div>
<p style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://www.redbubble.com/people/laughingmantis/art/5299671-1-ocean-invasion-2-nectar-for-the-orcas" target="_blank"><strong>Get your poster here!</strong></a></p>
<p><strong>Previous works:</strong></p>
<p>"<a href="http://biochemicalsoul.com/2010/05/ocean-invasion-1-octopus-arborealus/">Ocean Invasion #1: Octopus arborealus</a>"</p>
<p>"<a href="http://biochemicalsoul.com/2010/05/artistic-depiction-of-the-k-t-extinction-event/">K-T</a>"</p>
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		<title>Ocean Invasion #1: Octopus arborealus</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 24 May 2010 23:49:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Irradiatus</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This is the first in a series of pieces I'm doing. "Ocean Invasion #1: Octopus arborealus" Click for larger. NOTE: actual resolution quality of the piece is MUCH higher than these compressed jpeg images. Get a POSTER here Modeled &#38; Rendered in Blender2.52. Post-processing in GIMP 2.6. I was asked by another artist whether my [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This is the first in a series of pieces I'm doing.</p>
<p>"Ocean Invasion #1:<em> Octopus arborealus</em>"</p>
<p>Click for larger. <strong>NOTE</strong>: actual resolution quality of the piece is MUCH higher than these compressed jpeg images.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.redbubble.com/people/laughingmantis/art/5299634-1-ocean-invasion-1-octopus-arborealus" target="_blank">Get a POSTER here<br />
</a></p>
<div class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 510px"><a href="http://biochemicalsoul.com/images/art/OctopusArborealus_Poster_1024.jpg"><img class="   " title="&quot;Ocean Invasion #1: Octopus arborealus&quot;" src="http://biochemicalsoul.com/images/art/OctopusArborealus_Poster_500.jpg" alt="&quot;Ocean Invasion #1: Octopus arborealus&quot;" width="500" height="554" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">&quot;Ocean Invasion #1: Octopus arborealus&quot;</p></div>
<div class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 510px"><a href="http://biochemicalsoul.com/images/art/OctopusArborealus_Final_Cut.jpg"><img class="  " title="&quot;Ocean Invasion #1: Octopus arborealus&quot;" src="http://biochemicalsoul.com/images/art/OctopusArborealus_Final_Cutthumb.jpg" alt="&quot;Ocean Invasion #1: Octopus arborealus&quot;" width="500" height="485" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Closeup</p></div>
<p>Modeled &amp; Rendered in <a href="http://www.blender.org/" target="_blank">Blender2.52</a>. Post-processing in <a href="http://www.gimp.org/" target="_blank">GIMP 2.6</a>.</p>
<p>I was asked by another artist whether my inspiration was the "<a href="http://zapatopi.net/treeoctopus/" target="_blank">Save the Pacific Northwest Tree Octopus</a>" campaign. Honestly,  I actually had never heard of such a thing, and was a wee bit disappointed to learn of it's existence <img src='http://biochemicalsoul.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':)' class='wp-smiley' />  Then again, a tree octopus is too cool an idea for to have not already been thought of.</p>
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		<title>The Making of &#8220;K-T&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://biochemicalsoul.com/2010/05/the-making-of-k-t/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 17 May 2010 23:19:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Irradiatus</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I know of at least a couple of people who were curious how I went about making my latest art, "K-T." Here is an abbreviated walkthrough... First came the idea. I've had the general idea of the composition in my head sometime: a view from a mammal ancestor's burrow of the distant K-T meteor. When [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I know of at least a couple of people who were curious how I went about making my latest art, "<a href="http://biochemicalsoul.com/images/kt/K-Tforweb.jpg" target="_blank">K-T</a>." Here is an abbreviated walkthrough...</p>
<p>First came the idea. I've had the general idea of the composition in my head sometime: a view from a mammal ancestor's burrow of the distant K-T meteor.</p>
<p>When I decided to actually make it with the free and open-source <a href="http://www.blender.org/" target="_blank">Blender </a>and <a href="http://www.gimp.org/" target="_blank">GIMP</a>, I first made a very quick (like 5 minute) sketch of my idea layout (<strong>Note</strong>: You can click on all images for larger versions):</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">
<div class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 510px"><a href="http://biochemicalsoul.com/images/kt/sketch.jpg"><img title="K-T sketch" src="http://biochemicalsoul.com/images/kt/sketchthumb.jpg" alt="" width="500" height="281" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Hilarious sketch up of the idea. Looks like it was made by a two-year-old.</p></div>
<p>Next up: modeling the creatures. All objects are modeled as a 3D mesh, working with them and sculpting them at times much like clay - except it's all in the computer.</p>
<div class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 510px"><a href="http://biochemicalsoul.com/images/kt/VelociraptorMesh.jpg"><img title="Velociraptor Mesh" src="http://biochemicalsoul.com/images/kt/VelociraptorMeshThumb.jpg" alt="" width="500" height="251" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Velociraptor polygonal mesh</p></div>
<div class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 510px"><a href="http://biochemicalsoul.com/images/kt/VelociraptorModel.jpg"><img title="Velociraptor Model" src="http://biochemicalsoul.com/images/kt/VelociraptorModelthumb.jpg" alt="" width="500" height="281" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Velociraptor Model - color and shadow to help see curvature</p></div>
<p>Next up comes the coloring, texturing, and addition of fur.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">
<div class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 510px"><a href="http://biochemicalsoul.com/images/kt/VelociraptorColor.jpg"><img title="Velociraptor Texturing" src="http://biochemicalsoul.com/images/kt/VelociraptorColorthumb.jpg" alt="" width="500" height="288" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Velociraptor Texturing and Fur - an early test</p></div>
<p style="text-align: center;">In reality, the coloring and texturing is done on 2D images (using the free photoshop-like <a href="http://www.gimp.org/" target="_blank">GIMP</a>), which are then mapped onto the 3D mesh:</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">
<div class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 510px"><a href="http://biochemicalsoul.com/images/kt/VelociraptorColorMap.jpg"><img title="Velociraptor Color Map" src="http://biochemicalsoul.com/images/kt/VelociraptorColorMapthumb.jpg" alt="" width="500" height="500" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Velociraptor Color Map</p></div>
<p style="text-align: center;">Next up: a poseable armature has to be made and applied to the 3D mesh. Think of this as an actual skeleton that the mesh will deform with.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">
<div class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 510px"><a href="http://biochemicalsoul.com/images/kt/VelociraptorBones.jpg"><img title="Velociraptor Bones" src="http://biochemicalsoul.com/images/kt/VelociraptorBonesthumb.jpg" alt="" width="500" height="203" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Velociraptor Armature Rigging</p></div>
<p style="text-align: center;">The armature has to be tested with lots of poses to make sure the mesh warps correctly.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">
<div class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 510px"><a href="http://biochemicalsoul.com/images/kt/VelociraptorPose.jpg"><img title="Pose for the camera" src="http://biochemicalsoul.com/images/kt/VelociraptorPosethumb.jpg" alt="" width="500" height="275" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Smile for the camera!</p></div>
<p style="text-align: center;">Rinse and repeat for the other objects:</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">
<div class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 510px"><a href="http://biochemicalsoul.com/images/kt/MammalFur.jpg"><img title="Mammal" src="http://biochemicalsoul.com/images/kt/MammalFurthumb.jpg" alt="" width="500" height="179" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Mammal with fur</p></div>
<div class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 510px"><a href="http://biochemicalsoul.com/images/kt/MammalPose.jpg"><img title="Mammal Pose" src="http://biochemicalsoul.com/images/kt/MammalPosethumb.jpg" alt="" width="500" height="215" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Your great x 10 to the alot grandpa</p></div>
<p style="text-align: center;">Now start putting objects into the scene:</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">
<div class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 510px"><a href="http://biochemicalsoul.com/images/kt/SceneOutline.jpg"><img title="Basic Scene" src="http://biochemicalsoul.com/images/kt/SceneOutlinethumb.jpg" alt="" width="500" height="281" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Basic Scene</p></div>
<div class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 510px"><a href="http://biochemicalsoul.com/images/kt/SceneMore.jpg"><img title="More detail" src="http://biochemicalsoul.com/images/kt/SceneMorethumb.jpg" alt="" width="500" height="281" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">More detail</p></div>
<p style="text-align: center;">And finally we have everything in place</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">
<div class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 510px"><a href="http://biochemicalsoul.com/images/kt/K-T_Mesh.jpg"><img title="Scene Mesh" src="http://biochemicalsoul.com/images/kt/K-T_Meshthumb.jpg" alt="" width="500" height="281" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Scene Mesh</p></div>
<div class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 510px"><a href="http://biochemicalsoul.com/images/kt/K-T_Solid.jpg"><img title="Scene solid objects" src="http://biochemicalsoul.com/images/kt/K-T_Solidthumb.jpg" alt="" width="500" height="281" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Scene solid objects</p></div>
<p style="text-align: center;">At this point alot of time is put into positioning lights and tweaking textures so that everything looks good. Lighting is probably the hardest thing to get right (especially with fur).</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">Finally, the image is rendered and the image levels and coloring and effects are tweaked using <a href="http://www.gimp.org/" target="_blank">GIMP</a>.<br />
<a href="http://www.zazzle.com/irradiatus" target="_blank">Note: you can get a super high-res large poster of this artwork here.</a></p>
<p style="text-align: center;">
<div class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 510px"><a href="http://biochemicalsoul.com/images/kt/K-Tforweb.jpg"><img title="&quot;K-T&quot;" src="http://biochemicalsoul.com/images/kt/K-Tthumb.jpg" alt="" width="500" height="329" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">&quot;K-T&quot;</p></div>
<div class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 510px"><img title="&quot;K-T&quot; Close-up" src="http://biochemicalsoul.com/images/kt/K-Tcloseup.jpg" alt="" width="500" height="480" /><p class="wp-caption-text">&quot;K-T&quot; Close-up</p></div>
<p>All in all, the entire process took 3 weeks. I could have easily spent another 3 weeks tweaking and fixing many aspects of the piece and adding more details, but I was pretty much ready to move on to something else. So, I got it to the point where I was happy with it as is.</p>
<p style="text-align: center;">I hope you enjoyed it!</p>
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		<title>Mostly Expected Rhetoric from a Discovery Channel Exec</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 08 Jul 2009 04:30:50 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Irradiatus</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[For those of you who don't know, David (WhySharksMatter) over at Southern Fried Science managed to snag an interview with Paul Gasek, Discovery Channel Executive. David, as his handle implies, is all about sharks and shark conservation - in fact it seems he's been making quite a name for himself in sharkworld. Well, David, as [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>For those of you who don't know, David (WhySharksMatter) over at <a href="http://southernfriedscience.com/2009/07/07/interview-with-discovery-channel-executive-paul-gasek" target="_blank">Southern Fried Science</a> managed to <a href="http://southernfriedscience.com/2009/07/07/interview-with-discovery-channel-executive-paul-gasek" target="_blank">snag an interview</a> with Paul Gasek, Discovery Channel Executive.</p>
<p>David, as his handle implies, is all about sharks and shark conservation - in fact it seems he's been making quite a name for himself in sharkworld. Well, David, as well as many others interested in shark conservation (or even ocean conservation/health) have some issues with the way the DC's Shark Week continues to peddle fear of sharks. I've been personally pretty sick with most nature documentaries these days - catering to the 10 most deadliest this, or the Worst Disease You Can Get From that, or the Freakiest X, or the fear, fear, fear, etc...</p>
<p>David, based on many submissions from his readers, assembled quite an impressive list of questions (pulling no punches, I might add). I highly recommend you check out <a href="http://southernfriedscience.com/2009/07/07/interview-with-discovery-channel-executive-paul-gasek" target="_blank">Paul's answers</a> as it makes quite an interesting read. That being said, the answers were pretty much exactly what you'd expect from the exec of such a huge business as the Discovery Channel - and not all that impressive.</p>
<p>As I stated in the comments over there - it's all a bit moot to me, as I think the Discovery Channel bankrupted the "Discovery" in its name ages ago. Really - just look at the schedule on any given day. How much "discovery" do you see?</p>
<p><strong>Edit</strong>: If you think this is a harsh assessment - keep in mind the titles of the first few shows for Shark Week when you read Paul's answers: the 2 hour premier "Blood in the Water," followed by "Deadly Waters," followed by "Day of the Shark 2" (about "when a great white breaks through a 300-pound aluminum shark cage and traps the divers inside. Another shark tackles a former Navy Seal in shallow waters"), followed by "Sharkbite Summer" (about "The bite-by-bite account of America's notorious "Summer of the Shark" in 2001.")</p>
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		<title>Great Darwin Beard Challenge &#8211; An Extinction Event Has Occurred</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Apr 2009 03:04:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[As I have recently shown you all, Spring is here in full force in North Carolina. I love it more than almost anything, but there are two weeks of Spring that are quite hellish for me.  You see, I am incredibly allergic to Oak pollen (most species but not all). This fact has lead to [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>As I have <a href="http://biochemicalsoul.com/2009/04/nature-walk-41-arthropods/" target="_blank">recently shown you all</a>, Spring is here in full force in North Carolina.</p>
<p>I love it more than almost anything, but there are two weeks of Spring that are quite hellish for me.  You see, I am incredibly allergic to Oak pollen (most species but not all).</p>
<p>This fact has lead to a tragic event for me and my place in the <a href="http://biochemicalsoul.com/category/science/evolution/great-darwin-beard-challenge/" target="_blank">Great Darwin Beard Challenge</a> - a mishap involving pollen, drugs, sleep, and ravenous beasts.</p>
<p>I awoke with the tell-tale symptoms: swollen eyes, a Tommy-gun sneezing fit, and a foggy brain. Yes, the oaks were having sex and the fruits of their lust were ravaging my insides.</p>
<p>So I took some pretty hardcore antihistamines and sat in a chair in my front lawn to flaunt my chemical invulnerability to the trees' love weapons. Alas, the antihistamines knocked me out cold.</p>
<p>Now everyone who has lived in the rural deciduous forests of North Carolina knows that you should NEVER fall asleep outside in the daytime.</p>
<p>NEVER EVER!</p>
<p>But in my drug-laden mind I had thrown caution to the wind, leaving my beard as an irresistible free meal to those nasty predators of woolen faces: the native Keratinovorous Dwarf Bears (<em>Hirsutophagous imaliari</em>).</p>
<p>Much to my dismay, my wife had photographed the entire ensuing feast. Apparently she found it too funny to awaken me (in her defense, being an original city-girl she was unaware of the almost certain transmission of virus I was receiving - see below).</p>
<div class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 410px"><a href="http://biochemicalsoul.com/images/beard/end2.jpg"><img title="Keratinovorous Dwarf Bears making a snack of my beard" src="http://biochemicalsoul.com/images/beard/end2_small.jpg" alt="Keratinovorous Dwarf Bears making a snack of my beard" width="400" height="300" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Keratinovorous Dwarf Bears making a snack of my beard as I lie unconscious from the antihistamines.</p></div>
<div class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 410px"><a href="http://biochemicalsoul.com/images/beard/end-closeup.jpg"><img title="Look what they've done!!" src="http://biochemicalsoul.com/images/beard/end-closeup_small.jpg" alt="Look what they've done!!" width="400" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Look what they did to my beard!</p></div>
<div class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 410px"><a href="http://biochemicalsoul.com/images/beard/end-damn.jpg"><img title="Damn you Dwarf Bears!!" src="http://biochemicalsoul.com/images/beard/end-damn_small.jpg" alt="Damn you Dwarf Bears!!" width="400" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Damn you Dwarf Bears!!</p></div>
<p>Furthermore, it is a well-known fact that the Keratinous Dwarf Bears carry a virus that renders humans infertile (see the 1997 <em>Science </em>article for more info). Thus it seems that I have left this competition in a truly Darwinian fashion: unfit to spread my genes to the population.</p>
<p>Thus, I am saddened to leave this greatest of beard contests disgraced and shamed.</p>
<div class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 410px"><a href="http://biochemicalsoul.com/images/beard/end-shaven.jpg"><img title="Saddened and rendered impotent, I leave the Great Darwin Beard Contest behind..." src="http://biochemicalsoul.com/images/beard/end-shaven_small.jpg" alt="Saddened and rendered impotent, I leave the Great Darwin Beard Contest behind..." width="400" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Saddened, impotent, and infertile I leave the Great Darwin Beard Challenge behind...</p></div>
<p>I'd like to thank Kevin Zelnio (<a href="http://deepseanews.com" target="_blank">Deep Sea News</a>, <a href="http://other95.blogspot.com/" target="_blank">The Other 95%</a>), Andrew "The Southern Fried Scientist" and David "whysharksmatter" (both of <a href="http://southernfriedscience.com/" target="_blank">Southern Fried Science</a>), and the also-shaven "David2" for the opportunity to compete with such woollenly adapted men. It has been great fun and I wish those stupid dwarf bears had not eliminated me from the running for "Most Darwinesque Beard."</p>
<p>May the three of you remain bearded and fertile for the remainder of the competition!</p>
<p><strong>Great Darwin Beard Challenge History:</strong></p>
<ul>
<li><strong>The Origin</strong>: <a href="http://deepseanews.com/2009/02/from-birth-to-the-origin-the-great-darwin-beard-contest/" target="_blank">Deep Sea News</a>, <a href="http://southernfriedscientist.wordpress.com/2009/02/12/the-great-darwin-beard-challenge/" target="_blank">Southern Fried </a><a href="http://southernfriedscientist.wordpress.com/2009/02/15/they-join-us-in-numbers-too-many-to-count/" target="_blank">Science</a>, <a href="../2009/04/2009/03/2009/03/2009/02/ocean-boys-i-accept-your-great-darwin-beard-challenge/" target="_blank">Biochemical Soul</a></li>
<li><strong>Week 1</strong>: <a href="../2009/04/2009/03/2009/03/2009/02/great-darwin-beard-challenge-day-7/" target="_blank">Biochemical Soul</a>, <a href="http://deepseanews.com/2009/02/the-great-darwin-beard-challenge-week-1/" target="_blank">Deep Sea News</a></li>
<li><strong>Week 2</strong>: <a href="http://southernfriedscientist.wordpress.com/2009/02/26/the-great-darwin-beard-challenge-week-2/" target="_blank">Southern Fried Science</a> - Hats<a href="http://southernfriedscientist.wordpress.com/2009/02/26/the-great-darwin-beard-challenge-week-2/" target="_blank"><br />
</a></li>
<li><strong>Week 3</strong>: <a href="../2009/04/2009/03/great-darwin-beard-challenge-week-3/" target="_blank">Biochemical Soul</a> - Hardcore<a href="../2009/04/2009/03/great-darwin-beard-challenge-week-3/" target="_blank"><br />
</a></li>
<li><strong>Week 4</strong>: <a href="../2009/03/great-darwin-beard-challenge-week-4-the-mugshots/" target="_blank">Biochemical Soul</a> - The Mugshots</li>
<li><strong>Week 5</strong>: <a href="http://southernfriedscientist.wordpress.com/2009/03/24/the-great-darwin-beard-challenge-week-5/" target="_blank">Southern Fried Science</a> - “The Colbert”</li>
<li><strong>Month 2</strong>: <a href="http://southernfriedscience.com/2009/04/13/the-great-darwin-beard-challenge-month-2/" target="_blank">Southern Fried Science</a></li>
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		<title>The Carpenter Bee and Her Mate</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 18 Apr 2009 22:34:41 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Today I witnessed (and was an integral part of) one of the strangest and coolest insect-related events I've been privy to. My wife and I are trying to get our home fixed up to be put on the market.  One of the things we will be doing is repainting our front porch. Unfortunately, our porch [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Today I witnessed (and was an integral part of) one of the strangest and coolest insect-related events I've been privy to.</p>
<p>My wife and I are trying to get our home fixed up to be put on the market.  One of the things we will be doing is repainting our front porch. Unfortunately, our porch is riddled with holes under the edge (that are invisible because of their positions). The holes themselves aren't a major problem, though appraisers certainly take note of them.</p>
<p>You see, the holes are caused by the <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eastern_carpenter_bee" target="_blank"><strong>Eastern Carpenter Bee </strong><em>(Xylocopa virginica)</em></a>. We live in the woods and hundreds of them buzz around me daily. They're actually pretty cute and are quite important pollinators. The trouble comes when woodpeckers, mostly <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_bellied_woodpecker" target="_blank"><strong>Red-bellied Woodpecker</strong> <em>(Melanerpes carolinus)</em></a>, take note of them and destroy the wood to get at the tasty bees and their offspring within the bees' tunnels.</p>
<p>So this morning, after watching a bee exit the hole (I initially thought it was a male but now I know it was a female), I promptly sealed the hole with putty thinking the problem was solved.  I felt a little bit bad that all the bee's excavation work had been for nothing - but what could I do? Holes in my house structure are not a good thing.</p>
<p>Two hours passed.</p>
<p>I stepped out onto my porch and saw the bee again. This time however, she was frantically chewing at the wood <em>above </em>the bore tunnel (the entrances are always on the underside of the wood). In fact, she had already dug a hole large enough to stick her head through.</p>
<p>Then I noticed that there was another bee inside the burrow. I could see his little head staring upwards from the new hole (I now know that males have a characteristic white face).</p>
<p>I had sealed in the bee's mate!!</p>
<p>The bee kept sticking her head into the hole, followed by a strange buzzy chatter between the two bees. She kept trying to climb in but she hadn't made the hole big enough yet.</p>
<div class="wp-caption alignnone" style="width: 410px"><a href="http://biochemicalsoul.com/images/science/carpenterbee/bee1.jpg"><img title="Eastern Carpenter Bee (Xylocopa virginica)" src="http://biochemicalsoul.com/images/science/carpenterbee/bee1_small.jpg" alt="Eastern Carpenter Bee (Xylocopa virginica)" width="400" height="378" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Eastern Carpenter Bee attempting a daring rescue</p></div>
<div class="wp-caption alignnone" style="width: 410px"><a href="http://biochemicalsoul.com/images/science/carpenterbee/bee2.jpg"><img title="Eastern Carpenter Bee (Xylocopa virginica)" src="http://biochemicalsoul.com/images/science/carpenterbee/bee2_small.jpg" alt="Eastern Carpenter Bee (Xylocopa virginica)" width="400" height="378" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">&quot;Don&#39;t worry, Bjorn! I&#39;ll get you out!&quot;</p></div>
<p style="text-align: left;"><strong>You must check out the video.</strong></p>
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<p>At this point I thought "Well, I sealed in her man, she thwarted my big-brained attempt at sealing the wood, and it's clear that she desperately wants back in - I might as well help a bee out."</p>
<p>So I grabbed my pliers, shooed her away from the hole, and widened it enough for her to fit through.  She immediately went straight inside, after which there was much buzzy rejoicing (at least that's my own anthropomorphic imagining of what all the buzzing meant).</p>
<div class="wp-caption alignnone" style="width: 410px"><a href="http://biochemicalsoul.com/images/science/carpenterbee/hole.jpg"><img title="Eastern Carpenter Bee (Xylocopa virginica)" src="http://biochemicalsoul.com/images/science/carpenterbee/hole_small.jpg" alt="Eastern Carpenter Bee (Xylocopa virginica)" width="400" height="378" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">I ripped the hole wider with pliers and in she went.</p></div>
<p>I didn't really expect a rescue with the both of them exiting into the sunset to find a new home. I fully expected them to resume normal life (though it was still a rescue). In fact, I decided that since I don't <em>really </em>need to seal the hole right now, and since the bee had shown an amazing dedication to her mate (or more likely, her brood), I'd let them get through their rites of spring.</p>
<p>My wife witnessed the whole thing and felt bad for the bee as well, so she was happy to let them keep their home a little while longer.</p>
<p>But as I said, I really don't know much about carpenter bees. So a little research was in order.  I found two excellent websites on carpenter bee life cycles and habits: One at <a href="http://www.ento.psu.edu/extension/factsheets/carpenter_bees.htm" target="_blank">Penn State</a> and one at <a href="http://ohioline.osu.edu/hyg-fact/2000/2074.html" target="_blank">Ohio State</a>. From these sites I learned a few details that made my plan a bit moot.</p>
<p><strong>About the Eastern Carpenter Bee</strong></p>
<p>First of all, unlike social bees such as bumblebees and honeybees, carpenter bees are much less social. A male and female pair up, the female excavates the burrow, and the male hovers around the burrow defending their territory.</p>
<p>The defense of the home is actually quite entertaining to watch. Every few minutes one (or sometimes several) bees will come near the nest. The diligent male immediately locks into a hurtling, writhing ball with the other males while making a loud ruckus, and chases them away.</p>
<p>This explains why I had only seen the one bee actually enter the nest. The female remains mostly inside the nest, though I must have happened to catch them while he was in and she was out.</p>
<p>Second, after the female excavates the entrance, she makes a 90 degree turn and continues the tunnel along the wood grain. After completing her tunnel, she deposits eggs (along with a food ball) one-by-one inside the burrow, sealing each "brood chamber"  behind her. The chambers are collectively termed a "gallery."</p>
<p>Unfortunately, much like other insects, cephalopods, and many other animals, the female dies shortly after laying her eggs. So she is a goner no matter what I do.</p>
<p>The eggs that she lays then take about seven weeks to reach adulthood. However, they don't emerge from the burrow until <em>August</em>! They collect pollen and store it inside the galleries, and hibernate inside throughout the winter. In the spring, they emerge again to begin their own life as mating adult bees.</p>
<p>One thing I am certain of is that I can't wait until August to seal the holes - and even if I did I would probably just be dooming the new adults to a cold wintry death.  So really, my entire altruistic idea is a moot point. I'm not really sure what I'm gonna do about them now.</p>
<p>Obviously, they are "just" insects. I'm certainly no St. Francis of Assissi<sup>1</sup> or Ko Hung<sup>2</sup>. That being said, I don't generally enjoy killing anything unnecessarily. As I said before, we are surrounded by carpenter bees - our woods provide ample habitat - so I certainly won't be hurting the population.</p>
<p>Most people just shoot pesticides into the nests. I, however, refuse to use pesticides on my property (partly because we are on well water). I guess I could just try to seal it again, though I imagine they will find a way back in (or out).</p>
<p>What do you think I should do?</p>
<p><strong>A couple of other points</strong></p>
<p>Male carpenter bees cannot sting (males are distinguished by a white face - see image below).</p>
<p>Females can sting (but you basically have to handle them before they will).</p>
<p>Carpenter bees at my house buzz me constantly, hover in my face, land on me - but I have never once seen one act aggressive, even if I bat them to get out of my face. They are mainly just curious and very gentle creatures.</p>
<p>Male:</p>
<div class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 310px"><a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eastern_carpenter_bee"><img title="Carpenter bee" src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/e/ec/Xylocopa_male_9931.JPG/300px-Xylocopa_male_9931.JPG" alt="Eastern carpenter bee male showing large eyes, white face and mouthparts (image via Wikipedia)" width="300" height="173" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Eastern carpenter bee male showing large eyes, white face and mouthparts (image via Wikipedia)</p></div>
<p><strong>Footnotes</strong></p>
<ol>
<li>"Not to hurt our humble brethren (the animals) is our first duty to them, but to stop there is not enough. We have a higher mission--to be of service to them whenever they require it... If you have men who will exclude any of God's creatures from the shelter of compassion and pity, you will have men who will deal likewise with their fellow men." - St. Francis of Assissi</li>
<li>"Respect the old and cherish the young. Even insects, grass and trees you must not hurt”. T’ai-shang kan-ying p’ien, a Confucian-Taoist treatise. Attributed to Ko Hung"</li>
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		<title>Great Darwin Beard Challenge &#8211; Month 2</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Apr 2009 01:48:35 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Irradiatus</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Oh yes, woolly we be. Check out the latest update on our celebratory Darwin beard contest over at Southern Fried Science. Great Darwin Beard Challenge History: The Origin: Deep Sea News, Southern Fried Science, Biochemical Soul Week 1: Biochemical Soul, Deep Sea News Week 2: Southern Fried Science - Hats Week 3: Biochemical Soul - Hardcore [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oh yes, woolly we be. Check out the latest update on our celebratory Darwin beard contest over at <a href="http://southernfriedscientist.wordpress.com/2009/04/13/the-great-darwin-beard-challenge-month-2/" target="_blank">Southern Fried Science</a>.</p>
<p><strong>Great Darwin Beard Challenge History:</strong></p>
<ul>
<li><strong>The Origin</strong>: <a href="http://deepseanews.com/2009/02/from-birth-to-the-origin-the-great-darwin-beard-contest/" target="_blank">Deep Sea News</a>, <a href="http://southernfriedscientist.wordpress.com/2009/02/12/the-great-darwin-beard-challenge/" target="_blank">Southern Fried </a><a href="http://southernfriedscientist.wordpress.com/2009/02/15/they-join-us-in-numbers-too-many-to-count/" target="_blank">Science</a>, <a href="../2009/03/2009/03/2009/02/ocean-boys-i-accept-your-great-darwin-beard-challenge/" target="_blank">Biochemical Soul</a></li>
<li><strong>Week 1</strong>: <a href="../2009/03/2009/03/2009/02/great-darwin-beard-challenge-day-7/" target="_blank">Biochemical Soul</a>, <a href="http://deepseanews.com/2009/02/the-great-darwin-beard-challenge-week-1/" target="_blank">Deep Sea News</a></li>
<li><strong>Week 2</strong>: <a href="http://southernfriedscientist.wordpress.com/2009/02/26/the-great-darwin-beard-challenge-week-2/" target="_blank">Southern Fried Science</a> - Hats<a href="http://southernfriedscientist.wordpress.com/2009/02/26/the-great-darwin-beard-challenge-week-2/" target="_blank"><br />
</a></li>
<li><strong>Week 3</strong>: <a href="../2009/03/great-darwin-beard-challenge-week-3/" target="_blank">Biochemical Soul</a> - Hardcore<a href="../2009/03/great-darwin-beard-challenge-week-3/" target="_blank"><br />
</a></li>
<li><strong>Week 4</strong>: <a href="http://biochemicalsoul.com/2009/03/great-darwin-beard-challenge-week-4-the-mugshots/" target="_blank">Biochemical Soul</a> - The Mugshots</li>
<li><strong>Week 5</strong>: <a href="http://southernfriedscientist.wordpress.com/2009/03/24/the-great-darwin-beard-challenge-week-5/" target="_blank">Southern Fried Science</a> - "The Colbert"</li>
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		<title>My Redneck Childhood &#8211; Laugh at Me Please</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Apr 2009 01:35:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Here's a good laugh for your monday: a redneck child (me) in Hooks, Texas. Yes - we ate them squirrels. While I somehow managed to escape true redneckdom, I still have very strong "country boy" roots. Mitch still remains fairly redneck. Sorry bro, you know it's true (though he has outgrown some of it in [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<div class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 445px"><a href="http://biochemicalsoul.com/images/danielredneckchild.jpg"><img title="Redneck Daniel" src="http://biochemicalsoul.com/images/danielredneckchild.jpg" alt="Redneck Daniel (left) and Mitch (right)" width="435" height="604" /></a><p class="wp-caption-text">Redneck Daniel (me - left) and Mitch (right)</p></div>
<p>Here's a good laugh for your monday: a redneck child (me) in Hooks, Texas. Yes - we ate them squirrels.</p>
<p>While I somehow managed to escape true redneckdom, I still have very strong "country boy" roots. Mitch still remains fairly redneck. Sorry bro, you know it's true (though he has outgrown some of it in the past few years).</p>
<p>I find this funny because you can clearly see my more animal-friendly biologist tendencies already on display in the manner in which I hold the squirrel.</p>
<p>Here's a challenge - how many hilarious details can YOU spot in this image? There are quite a few.</p>
<p>All that's missing is the rat-tail that only came a few years later...</p>
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<div class="wp-caption aligncenter" style="width: 480px"><strong><a href="http://channel.nationalgeographic.com/episode/waking-the-baby-mammoth-3630/Overview" target="_blank"><strong></strong></a><strong><a href="http://channel.nationalgeographic.com/episode/waking-the-baby-mammoth-3630/Overview"><img title="Waking the Baby Mammoth" src="http://channel.nationalgeographic.com/staticfiles/NGC/StaticFiles/Images/Show/36xx/363x/3630_Waking_the_Baby_Mammoth-9_04700300.JPG" alt="Waking the Baby Mammoth" width="470" height="300" /></a></strong></strong><p class="wp-caption-text">Waking the Baby Mammoth (Yuri to the far right)</p></div>
<blockquote><p>"Only a handful have ever been found before. But none like her. Her name is Lyuba. A 1-month-old baby mammoth, she walked the tundra about 40,000 years ago and then died mysteriously. Discovered by a reindeer herder, she miraculously re-appeared on a riverbank in northwestern Siberia in 2007. She is the most perfectly preserved woolly mammoth ever discovered. And she has mesmerized the scientific world with her arrival - creating headlines across the globe. Everyone wants to know... how did she die? What can she tell us about life during the ice age and the Earth's changing climate? Will scientists be able to extract her DNA, and what secrets will it uncover?" - <a href="http://channel.nationalgeographic.com/episode/waking-the-baby-mammoth-3630/Overview#" target="_blank">NGC</a></p></blockquote>
<p><a href="http://channel.nationalgeographic.com/episode/waking-the-baby-mammoth-3630/Overview#" target="_blank"><strong>Waking the Baby Mammoth</strong></a>, a new program by the <a href="http://channel.nationalgeographic.com/index.html" target="_blank">National Geographic Channel</a> premiering <strong>Sunday, April 26th at 9PM</strong>, tells the tale of a single accidental discovery of a frozen baby mammoth in the Siberian tundra and how this discovery has enriched our understanding of these extinct magnificent beasts. (My quick review: 5 stars. watch it! it's beautiful and fascinating.)</p>
<p>However, this is not a standard paleontological nature show about mammoths in general or what life was like during the Pleistocene. Nor is this program purely about the science behind this bountiful discovery, though the arduous nature and reality of the scientific process is certainly one of the show's stars. In fact, one of the most fascinating aspects of this program is its focus on the one man and his strange culture (from an American perspective) that led to the discovery of one of the most important findings in mammoth biology. <em>Waking the Baby Mammoth</em> is as much an education on the hardy nature, harsh lifestyle, and animist beliefs of the reindeer herding Nemets nomads of Siberia as it is a show about the mammoth.</p>
<p>Without spilling too many details, the show begins with the incredibly fortuitous discovery of Lyuba, a 40,000 year old mammoth calf, by the nomadic Yuri Khudi (and his sons), a man whose animism dictates that disturbing the remains of the dead will lead to a curse. Too often with such paleontological findings as this, the preserved creature would be dug up and put on the market, leading to irreversible decomposition and the loss of a treasure trove of valuable information. However, Yuri had enough understanding and foresight to contact authorities in Russia, which began the intensive examination and retrieval of Lyuba (including a short drama during which Lyuba disappeared due to thievery). It is implied though not fully explained that Yuri had some inkling of what he had found - in fact he believed that the corpse had been put in his path for a reason, though he dared not disturb it himself.</p>
<p>The program subsequently follows a very well-done modern scientific storyline, detailing the scientific process and hurdles in understanding from whence Lyuba came, how she died, and what she can tell us about her Pleistocene life. That being said, apart from specific experiments involving high tech C-T scans, internal tissue extraction via some remarkable endoscopy, and dental examinations, the program does not delve overly deep into the intricate data. It's impossible to watch the work on Lyuba without feeling the anxiety the researchers must have felt in getting everything done right the first time on so precious a specimen.</p>
<p>From my own scientist perspective, I think the program goes as deep as it needed to portray the scientific importance of Lyuba's discovery. More importantly, the show succeeded best at precisely what it is intended to do: to bring drama and a deep emotional human connection to a quite amazing story. Throughout the program, we are presented with many truly stunning 3D animations of Lyuba and her mother. In cinematic form fitting with the story's message, Lyuba has been brought to life as an active furry baby mammoth tromping along next to researchers as they contemplate the frozen carcass' secrets. The visuals are beautiful, as the light shines off the baby's fur at just the right angles and her shadows dance in just the right way to really make her come alive - like a corporeal ghost watching her own ancient body bring her back to life in our own minds. Some of the more touching scenes involve Yuri himself near the end.  A full year after his initial discovery, he was finally given the chance to suit up in aseptic surgical gear and join the researchers in the lab to witness first hand what his discovery meant to the rest of the world so foreign to him. It's hard to imagine what must have been going through this relatively "simple" man's mind, but his own expressions make it clear that he had come to understand the importance of his discovery and its impact as a blessing - not a curse - on our understanding of life's history. In his final farewell we see him and the animated Lyuba together in a quite touching cinematic juxtaposition of this nomadic reindeer herder and his now eternal connection to baby Lyuba.</p>
<p><em>Waking the Baby Mammoth</em> is a tale that depicts the contrasting of cultures, worldviews, and personal beliefs of humanity amidst the backdrop of a seminal scientific discovery. Where this program succeeds remarkably well is in making the viewer understand the integral importance of these disparate cultures and the fortuitous convergence of good fortunes that allowed Lyuba to give us a new view of a lifeform long lost to us.</p>
<p>It is in this sense that NatGeo has truly woken the baby mammoth and placed her firmly within our modern human minds and hearts.</p>
<p>Be sure to check it out on the <a href="http://channel.nationalgeographic.com/index.html" target="_blank">National Geographic Channel</a> on <strong>Sunday, April 26th at 9PM. </strong>Lyuba will also grace the cover of the May edition of <a href="http://ngm.nationalgeographic.com/ngm/" target="_blank">National Geographic Magazine</a> on newstands April 28th.</p>
<p>Christie over at <a href="http://observationsofanerd.blogspot.com/2009/04/waking-baby-mammoth.html" target="_blank">Observations of a Nerd</a> also has a glowing review up now.</p>
<p>Once again I'd like to thank <a href="http://minjaeormes.com/" target="_blank">Minjae Ormes</a> (Digital PR Consultant for NatGeo) for 1) the opportunity to review the NGC programs and 2) for being so cool in our communications.</p>
<p>If your interested, also check out my <a href="http://biochemicalsoul.com/2009/02/kingdom-of-the-blue-whale-national-geographic/" target="_blank">recent review of NatGeo's Kingdom of the Blue Whale</a>.</p>
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<h2 style="text-align: center;">The National Geographic Press Release</h2>
<p align="center"><strong>A MAMMOTH SURPRISE.</strong></p>
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<p align="center"><strong>NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC CHANNEL'S <em><a href="http://channel.nationalgeographic.com/episode/waking-the-baby-mammoth-3630/Overview">WAKING THE BABY MAMMOTH</a></em> FOLLOWS A GLOBAL FORENSIC INVESTIGATION INTO THE LIFE AND DEATH OF THE BEST-PRESERVED BABY MAMMOTH EVER DISCOVERED</strong></p>
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<p align="center"><strong>Scientists Embark on a Paleo-Detective Expedition to Reveal the Secrets of this 40,000-Year-Old Phenomenon, as Centuries-Old Indigenous Culture Meets Modern-Day Science</strong></p>
<p align="center"><strong><em>"This baby looks like you could snap your fingers and she would wake up and walk." </em></strong></p>
<p align="center"><strong>Narrated by Award-Winning Actor Victor Garber<em>,<br />
Waking the Baby Mammoth </em>Premieres Sunday, April 26, 2009 at 9 p.m. ET/PT</strong></p>
<p><strong>(WASHINGTON, D.C. - APRIL 1, 2009) </strong> Only a handful have ever been found before.  But none like her.  Her name is Lyuba.  A 1-month-old baby mammoth, she walked the tundra about 40,000 years ago and then died mysteriously.  Discovered by a reindeer herder, she miraculously re-appeared on a riverbank in northwestern Siberia in 2007.  She is the most perfectly preserved woolly mammoth ever discovered.  And she has mesmerized the scientific world with her arrival - creating headlines across the globe.  Everyone wants to know ... how did she die?  What can she tell us about life during the ice age and the Earth's changing climate?  Will scientists be able to extract her DNA, and what secrets will it uncover?</p>
<p>Now, from behind the headlines, National Geographic Channel's (NGC) <strong><a href="http://channel.nationalgeographic.com/episode/waking-the-baby-mammoth-3630/Overview">Waking the Baby Mammoth</a></strong> sets out around the world on a cutting-edge forensic investigation into Lyuba's life and death, 10,000 years after most populations of her species became extinct.  Narrated by award-winning actor Victor Garber, the two-hour special premiering Sunday, April 26, 2009 at 9 p.m. ET/PT tells Lyuba's incredible story with insight from her indigenous Siberian rescuers and the scientific community so captivated by her, as a centuries-old nomadic tribe meets modern-day science in this fascinating cultural exchange.  The discovery of this baby mammoth gives researchers their best chance yet to build a genetic map of a species that vanished at the end of the last ice age.  Through her DNA, Lyuba could finally explain why the prehistoric giants were driven to extinction, share clues about their migrations, and perhaps shed light on climate change.  Could she even some day help to resurrect mammoths?  With research funded in part by the National Geographic Society, Lyuba's journey will also be the May cover story of National Geographic magazine.</p>
<p>Filmed on three continents, <strong><a href="http://channel.nationalgeographic.com/episode/waking-the-baby-mammoth-3630/Overview">Waking the Baby Mammoth</a></strong> presents a 21<sup>st</sup> century paleo-detective expedition that takes viewers from the tundra of remote Siberia to cities in Japan, Europe and North America as we join a nomad and leading scientists to "awaken" this startlingly lifelike baby.  We travel back to the ice age with Lyuba via CGI animation and then fast-forward to the present to reveal the latest innovations in woolly mammoth research, including advanced computed tomography (CT) scanning and DNA analysis, searching for clues to her species' life, extinction and scientific future.</p>
<p><strong><a href="http://channel.nationalgeographic.com/episode/waking-the-baby-mammoth-3630/Overview">Waking the Baby Mammoth</a></strong> first follows paleontologist Dan Fisher and mammoth "hunter" Bernard Buigues back to the spot where Lyuba was discovered in May 2007.  She was found on a snowy riverbank by Yuri Khudi, a nomadic reindeer herder in Russia's remote arctic Yamal-Nenets region.  Named after Yuri's wife, Lyuba was turned over to the scientists at the Salekhard Museum in Siberia, which is where the next chapter in her journey began.</p>
<p>The film next accompanies Lyuba to Japan's Jikei University School of Medicine, where her body undergoes three-dimensional computer mapping that produces detailed images of her internal organs and structure, providing scientists with insight into the possible cause of her death.  With all but her tail and woolly coat of fur, the CT scans showed that the 200-pound baby was in excellent health when she died, with healthy fat tissue and no damage to her skeleton.  The scientists conclude that Lyuba met her end by drowning or falling into deep mud, as there are large amounts of sediment packed into her trunk, mouth and trachea.  They believe that her final muddy resting place became part of the region's permafrost, preventing decay and keeping her remarkably intact, down to her perfect trunk and largely unblemished skin.</p>
<p>Researchers have long debated whether woolly mammoths' extinction was due to climate change or overhunting by humans.  Now they hope to compare her DNA with that of other mammoths from the ice age to trace the migrations of mammoth populations over time and help solve the mystery of her species' disappearance.</p>
<p>Finally we travel with Lyuba to the Zoological Institute in Saint Petersburg, Russia, to follow the scientists as they conduct an autopsy and analyze her tissue, bone and teeth to reveal insight into the structure of mammoth organs and muscles.  Their study is able to confirm Lyuba's age, her diet, the season of her death and environmental conditions for her mammoth herd in Siberia during her short life.  In fact, they are even able to extract pollen that remained in her lungs, which can be used to reconstruct prehistoric plants that grew on the site where Lyuba died.  The bone and tissue samples that are collected will also be used for future DNA analysis and shared among mammoth research teams worldwide, so experts across the globe can learn from her.</p>
<p>For mammoth scientists, discoveries like this truly come once in a lifetime.  As Alexei Tikhonov of the Russian Academy of Science says, "Lyuba is a creature straight out of a fairy tale.  When you look at her, it's hard to understand how she could have stayed in such good condition for 40,000 years ... This is the most amazing discovery since we've been studying mammoths."</p>
<p>For more information on the best-preserved baby mammoth ever discovered, visit <a href="http://channel.nationalgeographic.com/episode/waking-the-baby-mammoth-3630/Overview">natgeotv.com</a><span style="text-decoration: underline;">/mammoth</span> beginning in early April 2009.</p>
<p><strong><a href="http://channel.nationalgeographic.com/episode/waking-the-baby-mammoth-3630/Overview">Waking the Baby Mammoth</a></strong> is produced by Woollyworks, Inc.  Producer is Adrienne Ciuffo and director is Pierre Stine. Special thanks to The International Mammoth Committee.  For National Geographic Channel, executive producer is Chris Valentini; senior vice president of special programming is Michael Cascio and executive vice president of content is Steve Burns.</p>
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<p><strong><span style="text-decoration: underline;"><a href="http://www.natgeotv.com/">National Geographic Channel</a></span></strong></p>
<p>Based at the National Geographic Society headquarters in Washington,  D.C., the <a href="http://www.natgeotv.com/">National Geographic Channel</a> (NGC) is a joint venture between National Geographic Ventures (NGV) and Fox Cable Networks (FCN).  Since launching in January 2001, NGC initially earned some of the fastest distribution growth in the history of cable and more recently the fastest ratings growth in television.  The network celebrated its fifth anniversary January 2006 with the launch of NGC HD which provides the spectacular imagery that National Geographic is known for in stunning high-definition.  NGC has carriage with all of the nation's major cable and satellite television providers, making it currently available to nearly 70 million homes.  For more information, please visit <a href="http://www.natgeotv.com/">www.natgeotv.com</a>.</p>
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<p>MEDIA CONTACTS:</p>
<p>Russell Howard, National Geographic Channel, 202-912-6652, <a href="mailto:RHoward@natgeochannel.com">RHoward@natgeochannel.com</a></p>
<p>Chris Albert, National Geographic Channel, 202-912-6526, <a href="mailto:CAlbert@natgeochannel.com">CAlbert@natgeochannel.com</a></p>
<p>National Broadcast: Dara  Klatt, 202-912-6720, <a href="mailto:Dara.Klatt@natgeochannel.com">Dara.Klatt@natgeochannel.com</a></p>
<p>National &amp; Local Radio: Johanna Ramos Boyer, 703-646-5137, <a href="mailto:Johanna@jrbcomm.com">Johanna@jrbcomm.com</a></p>
<p>National Print: Christie Parell, The Fratelli Group, 202-822-9491, <a href="mailto:CParell@fratelli.com">CParell@fratelli.com</a></p>
<p>Local Print: Licet Ariza, The Fratelli Group, 202-496-2126, <a href="mailto:LAriza@fratelli.com">LAriza@fratelli.com</a></p>
<p>Digital: Minjae Ormes, Independent Digital Consultant, 917-539-7646, <a href="mailto:Minjae.ormes@gmail.com">Minjae.ormes@gmail.com</a></p>
<p>Photos: Christine Elasigue, National Geographic Channel, 202-912-6708, <a href="mailto:celasigu@ngs.org">celasigu@ngs.org</a></p>
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